travels&tales.

//travels_&_tales_from_the_unknown//

Teen Shenanigans
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When traveling to India as a kid via Kuala Lumpur, I had a 48 hour layover. In the early 2000s they still gave you fancy hotel rooms. I was both excited and scared. I wanted to leave the hotel room, but as a 15 year old teenager, unaccompanied, it would not have been a great idea. So many places I have to revisit now that I have come of age. I asked the hotel room service to buy me a pack of menthol cigarettes. I wanted to practice smoking before starting 9th grade. I wanted to look “cool” to impress my friends. I smoked the whole pack to get it right. Persistence I know. I then turned green and vomited for an hour or so. I fucking hate cigarettes.
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Mile High Club WARNING 18+ R rated.
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Yes. I was 16 this time. Flying again, unaccompanied for the long haul flight from Sydney to Mumbai via Colombo. I met an older guy, who looked like David Duchovny. He must of been 20something, creep. Anyways, as a 16 year old, having a 20something into you was at the time was “hot”. Looking back, I should of slapped the c*nt. Anyways, he was cute. So yeah long story short…we got to know each-other better and then we joined the Mile high club.
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